Girls flash pirates
Not often you hear of a fringe benefit resulting in the loss of employment. Wonder if we could send these girls off the coast of Somalia?
In related news, Jack Sparrow costumes appear to have sold out.
Disneyland management has fired the four actors who played pirate Jack Sparrow because officials were worried about young female park-goers flashing the swashbuckling actors late at night, according to one former cast member.
“They lost control when they saw Jack Sparrow,” said former pirate Brandon Pinto, who left the role after a dispute with management a year ago. “This is a sexy, rock-star pirate.” (KTLA)



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